A girl, probably about 15 years old, came into the library while sucking the hell out of a lollipop. We have this pesky no food policy, so I asked her to finish her lollipop outside. She said it wasn't a probably and she'd just throw it away. She went to the bathroom and came out. About 15 minutes later, she went back to the bathroom with her friend.

They were in there awhile so when they came back out I went to check the place out. After those girls flooded the bathroom a few years ago, I don't really trust known troublemakers to behave in the bathroom.

Anyway, the lollipop was in the toilet. Why, oh tell me why did she do that? Bratty brat brat.

I gave her a pair of rubber gloves so she could get it out of the toilet and actually throw it away in the garbage can. Yeah, I'm totally keeping my eye on her when she visits the library.