Sooo, I met a crazy guy today at work. It started off pretty innocent at first. You could tell he wasn't really working with a full deck, but hey, I could deal with it. I helped him get on the computer and was pretty nice all of the five times he called me to his computer in the ten minutes he was on it even though he had no idea what was going on and thought that he couldn't get on the Internet because we decided to shut it down the day he came into town because we're all out to get him. Yeah, one of those guys.
It was really when he started really looking at me hard while asking how old I was, if I had a boyfriend and what my LAST NAME was that I decided I wasn't going to speak to him at all anymore. And it was definitely when he asked a girl working on a school project those same questions that I decided it was time to ask him to leave because, dude, he was freaking us out.
He asked if it was because he was black. Confused, I said it was because he was making everyone uncomfortable. As he was leaving, he called us devils and reminded us that all devils do are murder and rape children. Funny, but in a totally crazy way.
This was the same guy that Mikey observed at Popeye's yesterday asking a woman whose seed her kid came from and when he didn't get a satisfactory response asked the kid who his daddy was.
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Posted by Mikey at 13 May 2005 - 14:53
He came into the library later that night. He brought in a bag of laundry, saying he was looking for a good spot to look at his laundry. He picked a spot in front of computer number seven -- because computer seven is perfectly ideal for laundry observance. He also mentioned something about church and Jesus -- all the while hitting on fourteen year olds doing school projects.